After a bad accident

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Post 1 by vinbenji (Generic Zoner) on Tuesday, 11-Dec-2007 10:19:28

Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You've had an accident involving a train.

Patient: What happened?

Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Patient: Well... The bad news first...

Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.

Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?

Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 11-Dec-2007 14:53:42

Sick, but funny. LOL

Post 3 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Tuesday, 11-Dec-2007 15:02:26

interesting